Warning: This post is ridiculous, but I had to tell someone
I’ve been working my a** off for months to, well, work off my a**. I am now a size 10, which I think is the lowest size I’ve ever worn.
Moments ago one of my neighbors, a 23-year-old adorable girl named Katie who is approximately the size of a comma, came out to the porch, where I’m working on my new laptop.
She had a pair of jeans in her hand. “Beth, these are a little too big in the waist for me, and I thought you might be able to wear them.”
First I looked for the ghost of Alan Funt and the Candid Camera team. Then I grabbed the jeans with glee and ran to try them on.
Ok, so they did not come anywhere close to fitting. But when I brought them back, she said, “Oh, I guessed you and I were about the same size, so I thought they might fit.”
She thought *I* was *her* size????? I shall live on her assumption for the rest of my days.
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Beth on 15 Jul 2008 at 4:12 pm #
Ok, and as long as I’m showing too much of my proverbial leg on this blog (which is supposed to contain only posts that relate to my business life)… I might as well come clean about my personal life.
D.J. and I are dating again.
We return now to our regularly scheduled business life.
Claire on 15 Jul 2008 at 4:13 pm #
That’s awesome. Don’t you feel like you are walking six inches off the ground now? I hope to be a size 10 at some point soon.
Beth on 15 Jul 2008 at 4:18 pm #
Claire,
I have no doubt you’ll get there if you want to. After all, you’re a strong, smart business woman, and we can do anything we set our minds to.
Well, except accounting.
Beth on 15 Jul 2008 at 4:29 pm #
Err… one last thing. Could someone please email this post to my ex-husband? I think his email address is don’t_know_what_i’m_missing at forever-clueless.com
Claire on 15 Jul 2008 at 6:54 pm #
Oh, he and my ex are now roommates, I heard. LMAO
steph on 16 Jul 2008 at 7:46 am #
Ahahahahaha!! Funny comments!
This post was great! size of a comma! Ahaha!
Talk about boosting your self-esteem, and congratulations on working so hard and seeing such results! I’ll bet, too, that in certain brands you’re even smaller than a 10. I wear anywhere from size 2-6 (I didn’t use to. I was 166lbs at one point, on my 5′ frame. Now I’m btw 110-115, usually, sometimes a bit more.) That’s a big range, to me! I have two pairs of jeans that are waist 26. One pair hangs on my like they don’t want to be with me, and I can pull off without unbuttoning, the other I have to lie flat on my bed to do up!!
If you keep up all the marathoning and hill walking, you’ll be no bigger than an apostrophe soon!
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