phone_in_toiletLast night, I dropped my BlackBerry into the toilet tank.

No, wait. That couldn’t be what happened, right? Let me try again.

[Thinking]

Ok. Toilet was running… on my way to bed with cellphone in hand… placed phone on tank cover… took cover off tank… fixed toilet… lifted cover to tank… cover hit tank edge… BlackBerry took a bath.

Well, I guess I had it right the first time:

I DROPPED MY BLACKBERRY INTO THE TOILET TANK.

Damn! It must have been because I was just thinking how well things were going. Yesterday I picked up a new client for a nice-sized project. And I literally thought to myself that the money could be used to buy the new version of the iPhone. My contract with T-mobile is up in October, so I could get a new phone with AT&T. I was so excited.

But, the new iPhone is not out. And to get a phone with T-mobile, I have to sign another two-year agreement, so I’m stuck with their line for the foreseeable future.

Let me put things in perspective before I get too whiny. My BlackBerry could have been immersed in floodwaters in the Midwest. I could have dropped the phone when I was hunched over the toilet with salmanella. This lovely incident could have happened after I LOST a client instead of gaining one. And, frankly, isn’t it horribly self indulgent to pout about not being able to trade a BlackBerry in for an iPhone?

Yeah. I need to get another phone today and get over this.

Besides, 850,000 people in England alone drop their cell phones into toilets every year. Guess I’m pretty typical.

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