empty-pocketI’ve gotten myself into hot water, and it’s entirely my fault. My PO Box has been devoid of paychecks for two solid weeks! But it has nothing to do with me being short of work. The reason is much more simple and insanely more stupid than that:

I don’t do my invoicing.

Horrible! Unthinkable! Irresponsible! I own my own business. It’s the only way I get paid. What possible excuse could I have for not invoicing?

Well, I have several excuses, but none of them make any sense, even to me.

  1. I hate money.
    No, really. I hate everything to do with money. I hate how people define their worth from it, and I hate how people fight about it. Dealing with money, i.e. sending out bills, is always my lowest priority. I’d rather cold call all day than send out invoices for an hour. I’m not kidding.
  2. When I get blue, my productivity suffers.
    When DJ and I broke up a few weeks ago, I felt pretty sorry for myself for a while. I did keep working, of course, but my lower priorities went by the wayside. I didn’t do my May newsletter, and I didn’t do much billing.
  3. Most of my clients work with me on an ongoing basis, and I can’t figure out where a good stopping point is.
    Yeah, I should just pick two days a month and bill through that date, right? But I don’t… because I really hate to bill.
  4. Sometimes I feel bad.
    Ok, this is the dumbest reason yet, and it doesn’t happen often. But just the other day I received a referral from an old college buddy. The woman he sent me was starting her own business and needed someone to fix the business proposal she paid another copywriter to put together. She is on a very tight budget and the guy had taken the money she had set aside. So I was extra.I thought my part would be 2 hours, but it took me 3, and there was no way I could fix everything that it needed to be ready to roll (she needed to do more research, plug in numbers, etc.). So I gave this back to her overbudget and not completed, and she was so upset, not at me but the situation. So not only did I offer to give her another hour of editing for free once she filled in the blanks, I also have delayed billing her for the three hours because I feel guilty. Yeah. Dumb, dumb, dumb.
  5. I suck at accounting and record keeping.
    The longer I put off invoicing, the longer it takes me to figure out what to invoice, so I avoid the task even more. And it’s worse… when I get a check, I frequently don’t mark it as paid in my system, so I have to spend a half hour digging through the floorboard of my car and the bottom of my purse to find the receipts from the bank from three weeks ago.

I want to hire someone to help me with this, but the only time I remember to think about trying to find somebody is WHEN I HAVE NO MONEY! See the problem? It’s like the only time you remember that the roof leaks is when it rains and you can’t fix it.

By the way, you would logically assume that as of now I’m caught up with my invoicing because of the problems that happened last month. You would be very, very wrong. Yesterday I the stress caused me to binge on four small boxes of raisins and four fruit roll-ups (hey — they were the sweetest things in my house). Then my belly hurt, so I decided I couldn’t do my invoicing.

Ok. Ok. As usual my Friday night planner is free, so I’ll stay home and bill.